| (a true story)
THE EXCITEMENT BEGINS:  It's the RTTY WPX contest.  I'm tuning across 
40 in the wee hours and find VK9XY calling CQ, no takers.  The band is 
empty.  Hee-hee, I think, he's mine!!  An all time new one, too!  
I call him.
EXCITEMENT TURNS TO CONCERN:  Why isn't he answering?  I call some 
more.  Is he working split?  That can't be it, there's nobody around.  
He's S-7, surely he can hear me, can't he?  I retune the amplifier, 
gaining several milliwatts.  I keep calling.  He keeps CQing.
IMAGINATION STARTS TO WORK:  Has my antenna fallen down?  Is my 
transmitter working?  Do I smell smoke?  Does his language contain 
the letters "L" "Z" and "P"?  
CONCERN TURNS TO ALARM:  Someone calls him and works him easily.  
Soon, stations all over the country are working him.  I retune for 
the nth time.  Hours go by, it seems.  I keep calling.  Nothing.
ALARM TURNS TO EUPHORIA:  He answers!!  Yay!!  We make the exchange 
quickly with no repeats.  Hey, that wasn't so hard, was it?  
THE WORLD IS WONDERFUL AGAIN:  Wearing a big grin, I tune up the band.  
Hmmmm... now I wonder who this is...?
W7LZP
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