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[CQ-Contest] Packet is irrelevant

To: "Contest Reflector" <cq-contest@contesting.com>
Subject: [CQ-Contest] Packet is irrelevant
From: "Rich K2WR" <k2wr@njdxa.org>
Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:58:55 -0500
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Does no one other than me understand the real problem here?  It's not packet, 
it's the rampant use of MDH (multiplier detection hormone).  Why do you think 
all these contesters go to Dayton every year and stay at the same hotel?  
There's a suite a the Crowne Plaza where people get injected with MDH.  Didn't 
you ever wonder what happens to those people who slip out of the Miami room and 
aren't seen for an hour or so?  Didn't you ever wonder what the deal is with 
all that pizza?  (It's well known that pizza masks the short-term side effects 
of MDH injections.)  Unfortunately, there is no test for MDH, and even if there 
were, pizza (particularly cold pizza) is readily available virtually everywhere 
to make testing ineffective.

Laboratories in Oakland, CA, and Long Island, NY, are hard at work developing 
reliable tests for MDH.  These are well-known facilities with years of 
experience in the pharmaceutical industry.  Write to ARRL and CQ and encourage 
them to hire Sen. Mitchell to put into high gear the investigation into MDH.  
If we let this problem continue unchecked, contesters' DNA will mutate due to 
the routine use of MDH and the next generation of contesters will be able to 
find multipliers by themselves.  Then where will we be?  The kids will start 
winning.  What will N2AA do?  It's scary!

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