Terrific!! I love it! (and I'm not even a gentleman!! :-)
Happy Holidays to all!...
73...
Jan KJ4N
nw4p@martha.xtn.net wrote:
> Gentlemen,
> What ya think?
>
> It had been a rough week,
> I was snoozing in my chair,
> When I heard on my roof,
> What I thought was reindeer.
>
> I jumped to my feet,
> Out on the lawn I ran,
> Looked upon the roof,
> There stood a man.
>
> It wasn't Cris Kringle,
> It wasn't his deer,
> It was the next door neighbor,
> His rage was clear.
>
> The roof was steep,
> Hard for him to stand,
> He had climbed up there,
> With wirecutters in his hand.
>
> Headed toward my coax,
> His intention to cut,
> A lump in my throat,
> A knot in my gut.
>
> I'd been in his T.V.
> His stereo, his phone,
> But he didn't know,
> That radio is now gone.
>
> I reasoned with him,
> It soon became clear,
> He now understood,
> My new TEN-TEC was here.
>
> He put down his cutters,
> Climbed down off the house,
> Apologized to me for
> Being such a grouch.
>
> I now run my TEN-TEC,
> 1500 watts plus,
> My neighbor doesn't call,
> My neighbor doesn't cuss.
>
> I wondered why,
> I picked up the phone,
> "The radio must be nice,
> The interference is all gone."
>
> I walked in the shack,
> My heart in a race,
> I love my TEN-TEC,
> I gave it an embrace.
>
> Turned out the lights,
> On my face a grin,
> Turned around,
> GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND.
>
> Just for fun, NW4P Richard
>
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Jan Scheuerman, KJ4N <kj4n@arrl.net> or <ylham@ix.netcom.com>
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