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Subject: [TowerTalk] More humor
From: sherrom@email.uc.edu (Michael Sherron)
Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 23:27:48 -0400
Had a good response from the first Bill Gates story so I thought this 
would also be appreciated.
-73-
Mike, KC8CAP


In answer to the eternal question "IS IT BETTER TO BE A JOCK OR A NERD?"

Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute,assuming
he averages about 30 minutes per game.

Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100
a day (working or not)!
 
Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage (after the wage hike)

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
 
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would  take him
a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
'reimbursed' $33,390 for that round.
 
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax
deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of  $9500 for
such accounts at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st, 1997.
 
If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be
living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
 
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the
Olympics.
 
He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.
 
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his
trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
 
Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past
presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET 
WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.
 
NERDS RULE!  NERDS RULE!  NERDS RULE!

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