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[TowerTalk] Hornets and Such!

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Subject: [TowerTalk] Hornets and Such!
From: (Roger L. Elowitz)
Date: Mon, 16 Jun 1997 17:45:18 -0400
Hi Gang,  

I believe Rod is mistaken on this one.  The Adolph's Meat Tenderizer is
probably a derrivative of MSG... monosodium glutimate.  As such, after
applying it to an insect bite... future insect bites will cause the biting
insect to suffer massive brain dammage from Chinese Food Syndrome... and die
instantly.  Other insects nearby will flee (or is it flea?) for their lives.

Seems like theres a good limerick in here somewhere.

All kidding aside.... these insects ARE inactive after dark when sprays are
likely to be the safest to use.

Then again... you could always smear their hives with Chicken Chow Mein....
and run like hell.

Roger, K2JAS

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