At 04:08 PM 6/30/97 -0400, you wrote:
>I'm looking for a whacky story I once received about a guy who had a
>"terrible accident" on a HAM TOWER... where somehow a rope holding an
>increasingly heavy bucket of tools supported by a pulley broke loose or was
>untied and, as the bucket fell the rope snagged his leg pulling him up the
>tower etc. causing all manner of mayhem and injury on the way up as well as
>on the way down.
>This story (just for entertainment purposes, I hope) is told so
>hysterically that I simply must have this one for my humor collection
>....although we all know these accidents are about the furthest thing from
>humorous as you can get. The original has long since disappeared. Any
>chance any of you run across it?
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Here is a copy of the ham tower version, A SAD STORY, which is a letter from
a ham to his insurance company. I picked it up a couple of years ago from
the ARRL FTP site. It is very funny, only if it doesn't happen to you!
It is a bit long, but posted it for all to enjoy.
>From the files of the ARRL Automated Mail Server, (email@example.com):
file: sadstory.txt updated: 05-21-93
A SAD STORY
I am writing in response to your request for additional
information for block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put
"poor planning" as the cause for my accident. Your letter said I
should explain more fully, and I trust the following will be
I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the
accident I was working alone at the top of my 80 foot tower. When
I had completed my work I discovered I had, over the course of
several trips to the top of the tower, brought up about 300 pounds
of tools and hardware. Rather than carry the now un-needed tools
and materials down by hand, I decided to lower the items down from
the top of the tower in a small barrel by using a pulley which was
fortunately attached to the top of the tower.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of
the tower and loaded the tools and the materials into the barrel.
I went back down to the ground and untied the rope, holding it
tightly to insure a slow decent of the 300 pounds. You will note
in block #11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155
Surprised at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I
lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.
Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up
the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met
the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and
Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not
stopping until the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep
into the pulley.
Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of
mind and was able to hold onto the rope inspite of the pain. At
approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the
ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the
weight, the barrel was approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again
to my weight in block #11. As you can imagine, I began a rapid
decent down the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met
the barrel on its way up. This accounts for the fractured ankles
and the lacerations on my legs and lower body.
The encounter slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I
fell onto the pile of tools and fortunately only 3 vertebrae were
cracked. I'm sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the
tools, in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel 80
feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the
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