>From: "k6eid" <email@example.com>
>To: "Ted Samples" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> "Roger" <email@example.com>,
> "Richard Finkle" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> "Phil Jr. HOME" <email@example.com>,
> "Lynn Bevil" <firstname.lastname@example.org>, "Kimmer" <email@example.com>,
> "K9SM" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> "Johnny Wilkins" <email@example.com>,
> "Greg Carter" <firstname.lastname@example.org>, "Fane" <email@example.com>,
> "Don Patrick" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> "Charlie Cochran" <email@example.com>,
> "Bruce Robinson" <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> "Bob Zajicek" <email@example.com>,
> "Bert AOL Christy" <BChristyGA@aol.com>,
> "AB7SL Charlie" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>Date: Fri, 7 Nov 1997 17:02:18 -0500
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>One evening, a nun went into a liquor store and started looking around. When
>there was no left in the store, she went up to the cashier and pointing at a
>bottle of whiskey on the shelf behind him, said "Give me a bottle of that
>"I can't sell you a bottle of whiskey, sister. I wouldn't feel right
>selling it to you."
>"What if I told you it was for medicinal purposes?" she asked.
>"Yes, Mother Superior's constipation!"
>"I suppose, since it's for medicinal purposes, it'd be okay!" With that he
>sold her a bottle of whiskey. She took it, left, and he returned to
>stocking soon forgetting about the nun and her purchase. Later that night,
>at closing, he was locking up when he noticed this same nun, obviously
>drunk, hanging on the lamp post across the street, swinging the empty
>whiskey bottle around and singing.
>He walked up to her and said "Sister, you lied to me!!!"
>"No, I didn't!"
>"Yes, you did! You told me the whiskey was for Mother Superior's
>With that the nun smiled and said "Well, you think Mother Superior ain't
>gonna shit when she sees me like this?"
Scott Millick K9SM
Packet via KD9SG
'It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.'
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