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Subject: [TowerTalk] OH MY GOODNESS..........
From: (S. Markowski Jr.)
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 02:34:26 +0000
Two cowboys from Arkansas walk
      into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
      from their throats. They stand at the
      bar, drinking their beers and talking
      quietly about cattle prices.

      Suddenly a woman at a table behind
      them who had been eating a sandwich
      begins to cough. After a minute or
      so it becomes apparent that she is in
      real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn
a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

      The first cowboy walks over to her,
      lifts up the back of her skirt,
      yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
      his tongue from the back of her thigh
      up to the small of her back. This shocks
      the woman to a violent spasm, the
      obstruction flies out of her mouth,
      and she begins to breathe again.

      The cowboy walks back over to the
      bar and takes a drink of his beer.
      His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
      of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
      I ain't never seen nobody do it.

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