KIDDING ROUTINE " ON ".
; Just to add a bit of trouble Jim.
; This routine is written in interpreted Basics
; the goal, differentiate if Owl is male or female
; because of different wind loads.
; This routine shall not be used by real programmers.
000 for Rp=1 to 100
001 T=time ; T expressed in minutes
002 B=bird
003 F=female
004 M=male
005 BA=bird angel
006 P=Plastic Owl
007 FR=freezer
010 Put B in F
020 Close F
030 T = 1 to 60
040 Open F
050 Get Bird
060 if B and M or B and F then print " Jezus, have my .... frozen"
else next
070 if BA then print " Angels have no....you are in trouble mate", next
080 if P then print "This item is a synthetic imitation of an Owl"
090 print "you are in BIG trouble mate...... " next
100 On error print "Sorry guys wrote my last program in the early
eighties this is all I can remember"
100 If Rp=100 then Print " As stupid as a the Christ hors, seems
that hors was a DONKEY " else goto 000
110 End
KIDDING ROUTINE " OFF "
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-----Message d'origine-----
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[mailto:towertalk-bounces@contesting.com] De la part de Jim Idelson
Envoyé?: lundi 31 janvier 2005 2:49
À?: TowerTalk Post
Objet?: [TowerTalk] Wind Load Calculation
How do you calculate the wind load of a plastic owl?
Please do not respond. I am just trying to make trouble.
Jim Idelson K1IR
email k1ir at designet.com
web http://www.designet.com/k1ir
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