*The Best Way To Pray*
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for
prayer, while a Tower Climberworked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands
outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is
lying down on the floor."
The tower dog could contain himself no longer. "Hey," he
interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down
from a 200 foot monopole!"
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heaven knows we need them down here!
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