Jeesh - must be nice to NOT have to work for a living, waiting for your
stimulus check, have free Internet access, provisioned by the inventor of the
Internet, Al Gore, and aimlessly render all of this ....
By the way, it was mildly amusing, especially since no one will know who Lee
Majors was married to by the year 2032. Besides, the Moon will have it's own
magnetosphere by then, and instead or trans-equitorial propagation, we'll have
folks complaining about solar system grid circling.....
-KG6IYN
--- On Tue, 2/24/09, radioman01@comcast.net <radioman01@comcast.net> wrote:
From: radioman01@comcast.net <radioman01@comcast.net>
Subject: Re: [VHFcontesting] June 2032 intergalatic vhf sweepstakes
To: vhfcontesting@contesting.com
Date: Tuesday, February 24, 2009, 8:40 PM
Good lord, someone needs to go watch TV for a while...
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-----Original Message-----
From: frank bechdoldt <k3uhf@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:26:39
To: <vhfcontesting@contesting.com>
Subject: [VHFcontesting] June 2032 intergalatic vhf sweepstakes
Here’s a clip from the future….
June Intergalactic VHF sweepstakes review QST 2032
An unnamed California group bought a surplus ICBM from the dilapidated US Air
force and launched it to the moon. On board was a missile platform that drops 10
warheads, or in this case , eleven band mobile lunch box stations. With the
exception of melting the picture of Ferrah Faucet off the cover of the pink
Charlie’s Angels lunch box, all 10 lunch boxes arrived unharmed.
This new effort was on account of key VUAC members pushing through a rule
change the new rule allows the use of remote control stations to activate rare
grids. This was done in the name of driver safety, saving the environment,
eliminating wasted gas from rovers and portable stations with generators,
leveling the playing field in the fly/talk over states and rf safety for all
citizens on the highways.
However the ARRL overlooked the possibility of extraterrestrial grid circling
via remote stations mounted on remote control vehicles.
The lunchbox lunar rovers are interfaced to tie wrapped IC 02s and are
connected to solar powered segways. The lunchboxes are designed to receive
commands from earth stations are deployed in adjacent lunar grids grid.
However the Lunchbox coordinator’s plans for interstellar victory were
foiled. None of the earth bound stations in his club had equipment or antennas
powerful enough to work the moon at their home QTHs. So while conditions for
ripe for contacts on the lunar surface, all ten lunar lunch box rovers (LLBRs)
sat idol for the june contest.
However this is only a minor set back as the lunchbox coordinator vows to build
ten, 11 band eme stations and place them strategically throughout the
southwestern desert. Ironically none of these stations are intended to work
stations on earth, but will surely become a powerhouse in the portable category
as well as the other new and old rover categories: QRP rovers, dummy load
rovers, traditional rovers, Limited rovers, Really limited rovers, honest
rovers. Impoverished rovers, rovers with angry wives, school bus rovers and
unlimited rovers.
Meanwhile a vhf group in New England is vowing not to be outscored on the lunar
surface. They are immediately contracting with Virgin intergalactic supply INC.
to set up an exclusive colony on the moon. They plan on colonizing the Peary
Crater of the Moon. It is 73km across and contains approximately 25 grid
squares within the confines of it’s deep crater walls. (grids are about 6 x
12 miles on the moon).
An unnamed source was quoted as saying. “by ensuring that we are the first
hams on the moon and making sure we are all located in the confines of the mile
deep crater, we will be able to contain our QSOs to our selves, spread out
across several grids in the crater for multipliers, while ensuring we maintain
the population density contest advantage on the lunar surface by being the only
hams there!
However while New England Hams gleam with joy in thoughts of Lunar VHF
dominations, they may meet stiff opposition from Mrs. Hendrickson, the president
Peary Crater Neighborhood association who maintains that external antennas and
foreign structures have always clashed with the natural beauty of the Lunar
surface since the days of Neil Armstrong. While not currently inhabiting the
Crater, or the Moon, Mrs Hendrickson was quick to form a home owners association
and draft a set of CC&Rs when she bought her deed for lunar property off of
EBay in 1998.
When it was brought to the attention of both the California group and the New
England group that they would be both on the moon they were asked if they
intended on working each other. Both said no, its not the spirit of the
contest.
The ARRL is vowing to get it right by the time the Martian surface is gridded.
They are reaching out to NASA on rover rules , citing their success with some
mars rovers in the distant past. They still decline to use any judgment in the
future, citing that they are saving their resources for intergalactic BPL
interference.
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