> > I still can't stop laughing!
> > Dave N7UE (I hate to think!)
>
>
> So here lies Dave, N7UE,
> Keyed down his amp,
> The coax was damp,
> And poor Dave went kablooey!
I wasn't going to play here, but you guys started it:
Our old friend Grommethead Shultz
Removed all the interlock bolts.
His amp kept on trying,
Sending G-S a-flying,
Proving amperes times ohms equals volts.
Older, more mature readers may recall the incarnation of Mssr. Shultz
at the hands of W9BRD. I had the honor of hearing Mr. Newkirk read
one of my limericks at the W9DXCC convention a couple of years ago. I
won the DX Hoggery and Poetry Deprecation Society contest at that
event.
And lest anyone think of posting more poetry, I have a whole sheaf of
limericks I developed for the contest. As V.I. Lenin once said,
"quantity has a quality all its own."
73, Rod N4SI
The DXer formerly known as N9AKE
(c) 5 November, 1996
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