You have a narrow view of the world: those are acceptable and common
comments on November 25th in the US (our Thanksgiving holiday), which
is the date when the US focuses on eating, much as you do on
Christmas.
73, doug
From: "Phil Cooper" <pcooper@guernsey.net>
To: <rtty@contesting.com>
Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 22:15:57 -0000
Things you can get away with saying but only at Christmas:
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst
5. I've never seen a better spread.
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ???
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you will be able to handle all these people at once ??
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
14. You still have a little on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you've put it in ?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
<crackers are uncommon here, though>
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had.
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. I didn't think i could handle all that and still want more.
Well, I doubt that that is very Politically Correct these days, but they
made me laugh!
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday time, and may Santa bring you that new
rig, linear, 150' tower, and that 9ele beam you all want.
Very best 73
Phil GU0SUP
And good holidays to you too. I hope to work you all from ZF, CE0X,
and KH1 in the coming year.
73, doug
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