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World-renowned amateur radio organization seeks experienced contester
willing to set aside a dream hobby to become an on-air radio cop.
Duties include scanning bands before, during and after contests in the vain
hope of finding a rule infraction, no matter how insignificant and
reporting same to contest organizers. Must be willing to work long hours
for no pay and expend enormous amounts on receiving equipment with little
or no recompense. Ability to monitor several receivers at once an asset.
Must be an experienced Internet hacker, able to simultaneously monitor all
e-mail and Web activity of all participants of any contest to scan for
suspected log-scrubbing activity. Multiple worldwide receiving sites a
plus. Must be willing to withstand a constant stream of whining from
contesters wondering why you didn't catch so-and-so.
Omnipotence preferred but will consider suitable combination of education
and experience.
We offer no salary, no benefits and, on balance, negative opportunity for
advancement.
If this sounds like you, send your resume and family doctor's name to your
nearest mental health centre. Be sure to mark on envelope "Voluntary
committal."
73,
kelly
ve4xt
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