As long as OFF-TOPIC is tolerated for a bit, here is something to spend
a few moments on.
Enjoy.
73 Carl KM1H
> > Technology for Country Folk...
> >
> > 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
> >
> > 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
> >
> > 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
> >
> > 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
> >
> > 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
> >
> > 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
farwood.
> >
> > 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
> >
> > 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
> >
> > 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
> >
> > 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
> >
> > 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
> >
> > 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
> >
> > 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
> >
> > 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
> >
> >
> >
> > 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
> >
> > 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
> >
> > 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
> >
> > 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
> >
> > 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
> >
> > 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
> >
> > 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
> >
> > 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
> >
> > 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
> >
> > 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer
> > the rifle when yore wife asks.
> >
> > 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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