Paul Whatton wrote:
> This seems an ideal commercial opportunity to me, one that could make me
> rich and help humanity at the same time. So I intend to quit my job and
> set up a line making these in my kitchen, selling them on ebay. I am so
> confident of their effectiveness that if anyone wearing one of these
> could prove that it had not functioned as advertised, and that they had
> indeed been abducted, I would be prepared to offer a full refund. I will
> certainly be looking to franchise out the business and will be seeking
> suitable applicants with capital to share in my success.
>
> I already have a supply of the essential material in the form of the
> anti-static bags that are used to hold sensitive electronic components.
> The ones manufactured for use on computer motherboards are especially
> suitable and fit snugly over an average size head (not forgetting to cut
> a couple of holes out for the eyes of course). I have been testing one
> all evening. Despite the fact that it is only a single layer, and not
> the multiple layers that are recommended on the web site, I can confirm
> that it has been completely effective and I have not once been abducted
> by aliens since I started wearing it.
>
> Paul G4DCV
But how can you be sure? The aliens would have erased any memory
of the abduction!
73, Roger
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