Washington D.C.-
It was announced today that Kellogg's and the Federal Communications
Commission
have signed a pact to issue Amateur Radio Licenses on specially
marked boxes of
Corn Flakes.
In this unprecedented move the FCC believes this will not hurt
amateur radio but
allow all individuals to receive an amateur radio license without having to
demonstrate any skills with the exception of being able to use a pair
of scissors
to cut out their operating permit from the breakfast cereal box.
Kellogg's spokesperson commented that they were proud to have been
selected by the
government to be the issuer of licenses for amateur radio in the US
and hope to
soon make an agreement with other cereal loving countries. They also
expect that
will be issuing certificates of achievement for DXCF for confirmed
contacts with
100 corn flakers.
(author K5ALU)
and a Merry Christmas to everyone!
Tom - W4BQF
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