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Re: [TenTec] Changing a lightbulb

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Subject: Re: [TenTec] Changing a lightbulb
From: Michael Shaw <msshawlists@bellsouth.net>
Reply-to: msshawlists@bellsouth.net,Discussion of Ten-Tec Equipment <tentec@contesting.com>
Date: Tue, 30 May 2006 00:13:04 -0400
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I've never tried Snope.com.

Oops. I'm three months early.

LOL and lurking.

Michael, KD4JRZ

k3hx@juno.com wrote:

>How many listmembers does it take to change a lightbulb? 
>
>One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 
>
>Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the 
>light bulb could have been changed differently. 
>
>Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 
>
>Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light 
>bulbs. 
>
>Five to flame the spell checkers. 
>
>Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. 
>
>Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... 
>
>Another six to condemn those six as stupid. 
>
>Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct 
>spelling. 
>
>Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take 
>this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. 
>
>Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs 
>and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. 
>
>Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where 
>to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this 
>technique and what brands are faulty. 
>
>Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 
>
>Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected 
>URL. 
>
>Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this 
>group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 
>
>Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all 
>headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 
>
>Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot 
>handle the light bulb controversy. 
>
>Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 
>
>Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions 
>about light bulbs." 
>
>Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb. 
>
>AND 
>
>One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with 
>something unrelated they found at snopes.com<about:blank> and start it all 
>over again! 
>  
>Forwarded from the Hallicrafters Collectors' listserver.
>
>
>
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