At 05:29 PM 11/7/1997 -0500, you wrote:
>A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside
>with a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Muldoon
>went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, the dog is dead.
>Could you be saying a mass for the creature?"
>
>Father Patrick replied, "No, we cannot have services for an
>animal in the church, but there's a new denomination down
>the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they'll do
>something for the animal."
>Muldoon said "I'll go right now. Do you think $50,000 is
>enough to donate for the service?"
>
>Father Patrick asked, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
>Catholic?"
>
>
Scott Millick K9SM
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