A old funny...
Dear Ms. Jones
Patsy Insurance Co.
Wata'ohoh, HI 96999-0101
I am writing in response to your request for additional information for Block 3
of the Accident Report Form (ARF) I submitted to you on April 1, 1997. I put
"poor planning" as the cause for the accident. You said in your letter that I
should explain more fully. I trust the following detail will be sufficient.
I am an Amateur Radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working
alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower. When I had completed my work,
I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought
up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now
unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in
a small barrel by using a pulley, which was fortunately attached to the gin
pole at the top of the tower.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went back to the top of the tower and
loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground
and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow decent of the 300
pounds of tools.
You will note in Block 11 of the Accident Report Form that I weigh only 155
pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost
my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.
Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the
tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This
explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I
continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were
two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time I had regained my
presence of mind and in spite of my pain, I was able to hold on to the rope. At
approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and
the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the tools, the
barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight,
shown in Block 11 of my submission.
As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In
the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts
for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.
The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I
fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only 3 vertebrae were cracked. I
am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable
to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my
presence of mind and let go of the rope . . . .
Sincerely,
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