This seems an ideal commercial opportunity to me, one that could make me
rich and help humanity at the same time. So I intend to quit my job and
set up a line making these in my kitchen, selling them on ebay. I am so
confident of their effectiveness that if anyone wearing one of these
could prove that it had not functioned as advertised, and that they had
indeed been abducted, I would be prepared to offer a full refund. I will
certainly be looking to franchise out the business and will be seeking
suitable applicants with capital to share in my success.
I already have a supply of the essential material in the form of the
anti-static bags that are used to hold sensitive electronic components.
The ones manufactured for use on computer motherboards are especially
suitable and fit snugly over an average size head (not forgetting to cut
a couple of holes out for the eyes of course). I have been testing one
all evening. Despite the fact that it is only a single layer, and not
the multiple layers that are recommended on the web site, I can confirm
that it has been completely effective and I have not once been abducted
by aliens since I started wearing it.
Paul G4DCV
Harold B. Mandel wrote:
>GOTO:
>
>http://www.stopabductions.com
>
>for the latest in mind-ray control devices.
>
>Tinfoil helmets are NOT OPERATING
>anymore. The new technology uses layers of
>3M Antistatic (Velostat)bag plastic
>in a format designed to thoroughly diffuse
>the alien mind control rays.
>
>The website will tell you where to obtain the
>materials and how to assemble your own
>thought-control prevention helmet.
>
>With all the RF in the QRO shack, it might be
>a useful device for some of the 11 meter crowd
>as well; sort of concentrating the inner processes
>before the vocalization mechanism cuts in:
>
>A step-start, if you will.
>
>Hal/W4HBM
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