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Subject: TopBand: Marginal FT1000 Humor
From: hwardsil@wolfenet.com (Ward Silver)
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 12:40:59 -0800 (PST)
With all the brow-furrowing over the FT1000MP, I though a little levity
might be in order.

Blatantly purloined from the immortal Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz"...

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 1000D
My friends all have Kenwoods
With the latest DSP
I wait for delivery till 0100Z
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 1000D

Oh Lord, won't you hold me 14150.3
I'm counting on you Lord
Don't make me S & P
I'd win the next contest
With just my F1 key
Oh Lord, won't you hold me 14150.3

Oh Lord, won't you OK my permit from the town
My tower lies waiting
Ten sections on the ground
Prove you're my friend Lord
And take my old one down
Oh Lord, won't you OK my permit from the town

(all together now)

Oh Lord won't you buy me a 1000D
Martti's in P5
Trying to raise me
Worked hard all my lifetime
I'm at 323
Oh Lord won't you buy me a 1000D...

(that's it!)

Sorry, Pearl...


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