[AMPS] Blown TL922A... What to do?

Jim Reid kh7m@hsa-kauai.net
Sun, 10 Sep 2000 18:48:27 -1000

Does this fit into the great "debate" with the many
"come back"  lines?

On the radio the other day, was heard one of the all-time best
comeback lines ever.

Note:  This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting 
his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  So, General Reinwald, what things 
are you going to teach these young boys when they visit 
your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD:  We're going to teach them climbing, 
canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, 
isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD:  "I don't see why, they'll be properly 
supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD:  "I don't see how. We will be teaching 
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  "But you're equipping them to 
become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD:  "Well, you're equipped to be a 
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

The above was posted to the CW reflector.

73,  Jim,  KH7M

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