[Amps] RE : dummy oil

Will Matney craxd1 at verizon.net
Wed Mar 1 12:01:52 EST 2006


Jos,

That's a good one. I know this isn't pertaining to amps but have to tell it. Here's a gag for your local pharmacist. First obtain one of those extra, extra large condoms from a novelty shop. They're the type that wont fit anything but a two liter of Pepsi. Coax your girlfirend, or wife to take it into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist, "My boyfirend (or husband), I think purchased this condom here. Do you have anything larger, it will not fit him"? I'll guarantee you if you watch their expressions, you'll fall down laughing.

Best,

Will

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On 3/1/06 at 4:06 PM hermans wrote:

>Will, 
>
>Some of us should maybe need  " automatic gear fluid " .
>
>I'll stop after this one Will, its getting to slippery hi hi 
>
>Jos 
>
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>la part de Will Matney
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>
>Gil,
>
>You'd have really gotten his goat if you had bought a pack of condoms
>with it! LOL
>
>Best,
>
>Will
>
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>On 2/28/06 at 9:23 PM Gil Bishop wrote:
>
>>Commander John wrote:
>>> mineral oil is recommended if transformer oil is not available ,.at a
>
>>> drugstore near you. price varies widely.  john kb9tc
>>>
>>The clerk at the drugstore checkout probably won't even blink today, 
>>but
>>I'll never forget the look on the pharmacist's face circa 1972 when I
>came 
>>in to buy 8 pints of mineral oil for my Heathkit Cantenna ... I bet he 
>>didn't sleep a wink that night wondering what a 14-year old needed a
>>gallon 
>>of laxatives for!
>>
>>73 Gil Bishop
>>k1gil
>>
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