[CQ-Contest] Clicks, frequencies and brain cells

[K3BU at aol.com]

Yo conteksters!

I think I found the root of the problem with all them bad things in
contesting. It is not the guns, radios, etc., (stupid), it is the people.
More precisely, the people's brains. It all comes back to food and drink. If
one eats too much vegetarian and carbohydrate stuff and doesn't drink enough
adult beverages, then the results show up. Logic gets twisted (we need DX
lists, packet, own frequencies for life, clicksate the competition away to
VHF bands, you don't mean W4xxx - it's X1ABC, .... insert your own problemo
here) and heads butt in the heat of the battle.
     Friend emailed me the following which gives scientific proof where the
problem lies.

Peace, and don't come near "my" frequency!
Yuri, K3BU
Tesla Contest Spark N2EE

 > Please make sure your read this carefully. It may
 > change the way you think about your life and
 > career.
 >
 > The following is an actual excerpt from this
 > month's Forbes Magazine:
 >
 > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
 > the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
 > are killed first.
 >
 > This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
 > general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by
 > the regular culling of the weakest members.
 >
 > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
 > slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass.
 >
 > Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake
 > of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first.
 >
 > Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
 > constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
 >
 > The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal
 > link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also
 > explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
 > married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance
 > of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen
 > of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels
 > that they achieve during their college years.
 >
 > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological
 > edge, we must not shudder in our homes.
 >
 > Get back into the bars.
 >
 > Quaff that pint.
 >
 > Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't
 > deny yourself the career that you could have.
 >
 > Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be.
 >
 > Forward this to all of your friends, acquaintances and co-workers that
 > may be in danger of losing their edge.
 >
 > What more can we do??
 >

I hope this helps :-)
You have been notified, next time we will hear you on the band with rotten
signal or rude behavior, we know why.


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