[CQ-Contest] "please copy"

[jim funk]

"I'm sorry, Doctor.  I just can't take it any longer.  You're going to have
to help me."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I've been listening all weekend to people saying, 'Please copy', followed
by some other numbers and letters.  If it happens one more time, I'll
crack."

"And you'd do what, exactly?"

"I'd say.  'No!'   Just to see what reaction I'd get.

"Do you think that would change anything?"

"No.  But I'd feel better."

"I see.  Please copy: Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."

"No!"