[CQ-Contest] Walking and chewing gum

[jljarvis]

With respect to Father Neiger's retirement plans for his
bubble gum investment:

My wife teaches special ed children.   Many have attention-deficit
issues.  When it comes time for standard testing, she makes a point
of giving them (sugarless) gum to chew on.   Tends to keep them in
their seats and concentrating, by providing a path for excess energy.
Test scores go up.  Peggy got a kick out of Jim's description, but says
it's absolutely true.  

Without engaging in speculation about our collective early-childhood
development, let me merely observe that some of us have shown difficulty 
walking and chewing gum.  So it naturally follows that chewing tends to 
keep you in the chair!

Jim Jarvis/N2EA