[CQ-Contest] Dear Joe Contester...

[4X4KF]

Joe,
Maybe your wife isn't cheating on you after all. I suspect she put 
another connection to your beam,
a secret corner in the Garage with an FT 9000, and is QSOing  the world. 
Ooops...... can we call that cheating?
Michael 4X4KF


Fazekas, Julius J. wrote:

>Dear Joe,
> 
>As my Grandfather always told me, there is no time like the present. Fix
>that antenna, better yet maybe a Monster SteppIr replacement is in
>order.
> 
>You may want to check for hacksaw marks on the legs and unusual
>corrosion on the guys. "Friends" and Taxi Drivers can be very helpful
>under the right circumstances.
> 
>Good Luck in SS.
> 
>Abby
> 
> 
>Dear Abby,
> 
>I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
>could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
>wife
>has been cheating on me.
> 
>The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
>wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
>ask
>their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
>know
>them."
> 
>I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
>walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
>has
>gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
>I
>once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
>berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
>was
>I checking up on her.
> 
>Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
>down
>I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
>and
>I decided to really check on her.
> 
>My tower sits right next to the garage and there are some bushes at the
>base. I went out and hid behind those shrubs so I could get a good view
>of
>the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
>beside my tower, that I noticed a squeaky noise above.  Looking up, I
>could
>see my TA33 seemed to be slipping on the mast in the wind.
> 
>Do you think I should wait until after Sweepstakes to fix it, or should
>I
>climb up there now and tighten it down?
> 
>Thanks,
> 
>Joe Contester, WD0XYZ
>
> 
>
> 
>
>Julius Fazekas
>
>N2WN
>
> 
>
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