[CQ-Contest] Here come dots (or at least dittitus)

[N7DF]

Rearranging the letters of "the morse code" spells out "here come dots"  but that doesn't really have to do with "dittitus", the very real and annoying aftermath of listening to CW for 24 hours or more in a contest.
 
It usually takes two or three days for every little noise to quit sounding like CW; clocks ticking, birds chirping, mysterious things that go dit and dah in the night, etc.
 
I have tried a lot of things to cure it but nothing seems to work better than a few straight shots of tequila.
 
Does anyone else have a better idea?
 
73
Larry
N7DF