[SCCC] Happy St. Paddy's Day

[Art - W6KY]

"Water to Wine"

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for 
speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an 
empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.  He says, "Sir, have you been 
drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord!  He's done it again!"