[SEDXC] Rednecks among us

[Neil Foster]

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Neil  N4FN


Re: You Are A Redneck Ham Operator If...




Posted by: "kilo4wit" <mailto:k4wit at nfarl.org?Subject= 
Re%3A%20You%20Are%20A%20Redneck%20Ham%20Operator%20If%2E%2E%2E>k4wit at nfarl.org 
<http://profiles.yahoo.com/jbwittlin>jbwittlin




Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:08 pm (PST)



You Are A Redneck Ham Operator If...
1. One leg of your dipole is tied to the outhouse.
2. Needle nose pliers are needed to turn your transceiver on and off.
3. You paid more for your mobile antenna than you did for your wife's 
wedding ring.
4. You paused for ID every ten minutes while on your honeymoon.
5. Your spouse says "Honey do you love me?" And your response is 
ROGER ROGER ROGER!
6. Your trailer home is part of your antenna.
7. Your mobile radio costs more than the vehicle it's mounted in.
8. Your power supply consists of jumper cables hanging out the window 
of your shack attached to the battery of your truck.
9. Your HF rig is the latest ICOM or KENWOOD and your Desk Mic came 
from Radio Shack.
10. Your idea of RF is REAL FINE audio.
11. Your homebrew amplifier resembles a moonshine whiskey still in Alabama.
12. Your TV antenna and 10 Meter Beam are one in the same.
13. You own a linear amplifier but not a lawn mower.
Had to post....Jon K4WIT


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