[TenTec] TenTec RX-320 S-meter reply.

[Carl Hyde]

Just to make people like Jeff happy I always give a 59
signal report no matter what the signal report may be.
I figure if I can hear and understand the other
operator why try to figure out some arbitrary scale of
subjective ear calibration anyway. Besides I like the
DX operators to thank me for a nice signal report, as
if I had anything to do with it to begin with. IT
makes me feel like I have been a positive influence in
their life.  I wouldn't want anyone to get a case of
depression and commit suicide because I gave them a
4x2 signal report.  I can see it now on CNN "Ham
operator kills himself over a bad signal report".  I
can't bear the thought of that happening so all you'll
get from me is a 5X9.  Before contests I just read the
5x9 report into my speech unit and it does the QSOs
for me and I don't even have to talk to another ham at
all. I just sit there sipping a cold beer and push the
buttons on the speech box.  Probably by next year I'll
have this speech recognition development board figured
out and I intend to have my computer tune the bands
with the Pegasus, recognize a "CQ Contest" call, and
reply with my callsign, a 59 and a number and log the
contact. That way I can enter contests automatically
and I don't even have to be home in the radio room to
win them. I can set up an entire year's worth of
contests in advance.  Now thats Ham radio!!! I'll just
have the computer email the completed log at the end
of each contest and I don't even have to get involved
with the contest at all. I'm going to call it RoboHam.
So 5nines and 73s to all and to all a good night!


> > The thing that burns me about 'S' meters is the
> trend for hams to use
> > S-units for their signal report numbers "5x9 +10"
> what the hell is that?


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