[TenTec] If a Chicken can learn to play the Piano, why can't a ham learn morris code?

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If a Chicken can learn to play the Piano, why can't a ham learn morris code?

Set of code practice cassette tapes.
That's mylar with iron oxide media that is magnetized for information 
storage.

Jerry Ziliaks Radio School ?-23 wpm high speed code
tape 1, tape 2, tape 3
Gordon West's Radio School
module A general class code  (to 13 WPM)
module B         "
module C
Modele C and D novice
Unknown module just marked general and 10 and code

That's 8, count 'em 8 cassette tapes chock full of dits and dahs that 
will have you saying doh!

Pluse, if you act now, you'll receive a free telegraph key.
That's right. After you learn to 'read' the code, you'll want to use the 
code to exchange
tidbits of information with fellow code sending, brass pounding 
(although you'll be
pounding stamped steel), HAMS.

Don't be upstaged by a chicken just because he knows a few Rossinni 
pieces and maybe
a Waltz.

Buy these tapes, learn that code, show that chicken!!!

$18 for all, incl USA postage!!!

In anticipation of overly effective advertising copy, please note: If I 
don't reply, you were too late!

73,
-Bob