[TenTec] REWARD OFFERED

[philip c anderson]

Just thought you all might get a laugh from this.  LI>> > > A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO > THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL> > HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY> > THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL > WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER.> > HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED > MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS > ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO > CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING > TO LET THE BAND-PASS.> > IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE > ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC > FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED > HE HAD RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT.> > HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT > WHO WAS PLAYING A HARMONIC.> > 73 > > > 
_________________________________________________________________
i’m is proud to present Cause Effect, a series about real people making a difference.
http://im.live.com/Messenger/IM/MTV/?source=text_Cause_Effect