[TenTec] Make big money as a metric conversion specialist!

[Katz Ajamas]

Facts:
There are over 7 billion people on this planet!
There are more than 3.5 billion people on this planet who do not understand
the metric system!

Testimonials:
Ben Livingston writes, "I was visiting ... the other day and a local
businessman was having trouble converting the length of his rope tobacco
from shaftment to centimeter. Thanks to Katz's school of metrics, I was
able to assist him and was rewarded handsomely with 14 shaftments of his
finest tobacco." He further writes, "If you don't know how many palms are
in a shaftment, how are you going to convert to centimeters?"
Art Doohickey writes, "The best two reals I ever spent!"