Topband: Using CAT5 cable for a beverage?

[Tracey Gardner]

 I wonder if anyone has any thoughts on the use of CAT5 cable for a 
beverage,
 in fact more specifically for a two way beverage?
CAT5 consists of 4 balanced pairs of approx 100 ohms impedance.

 I was wondering if the first pair could be used as the antenna and with 
some
 relay  switching done by the second pair, the third pair could be used to
 feed  the signal back from the far end?

 Is that pie in the sky or would it float?

 Thanks

Tracey G5VU