[TowerTalk] <Humor Alert> "Electric Cement"

[Bill Loviska]

At 06:37 PM 7/10/97 -0400, you wrote:
>Pink Flamingo work well for opening the band...However, one must be careful
>to use only those with their beaks pointed toward the horizon.  A lower
>radiation angle is produced by the above variety.
>
>Propagation of the wave will be greatly enhanced if plastic worms are place
>around the support structure of the flamingo...A better ground and enhanced
>radiation pattern will be end result.
>
>
>
>
>At 04:54 PM 7/10/97 -0400, you wrote:
>>
>><< We could also start an interesting thread called... "Loading Up Lawn
>> Ornaments For Fun and Dx." or "Gamma Matching That Drinking Fountain."
>>  >>
>>
>>Nothing... absolutely nothing... beats a pink flamingo for opening the
>>band....
>
Hey guys, as any Floridian knows.. The beak of a flaming-o is not the
business end of the bird. If you try it the way you suggested, you will be
working long path.

Bill  N4RN


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