[TowerTalk] Drooping dipoles

[LEE ROGER WICAL]

Joe:
	There should be an FDA WARNING label on VIAGRA the fast-acting new impodent
medication by Pfiser.


	One needs to swallow it fast...to avoid a stiff neck!

Lee

At 09:54 AM 4/28/98 -0400, jfeustle wrote:
>It has been rumored that careful application of Viagra, a newly released
>erecting product, will work wonders on drooping dipoles. The only problem
>thusfar has been in correctly timing when the Viagra hits the balun and
>works its magic. Some amateurs have unfortunately had their drooping dipole
>arise too soon before optimum contest conditions; others have experienced a
>drastic return of droop just when QSO rates and MUF were highest. In
>several unique cases, drooping dipoles have suddenly turned into
>long-boomed beams, much to the immense delight of the amateurs in question. 
>
>Be certain to look for the Viagra booth at Dayton. Just look for the
>longest line.
>
>73,
>Joe, N8JF
>
>
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