[TowerTalk] Who thinks of these things....?

[Joe Giacobello]

A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the
arrest of Hop-a-long Capacity.   This un-rectified criminal escaped from a
Weston primary cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss
chamber.

He is charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Milli Henry who
was found choked and robbed of valuable joules.  He is armed with a carbon
rod and is a potential killer.

Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge
and refusing to let the band- pass.  If encountered, he may offer series
resistance.

The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic
field, where he had gone to earth.  They had no success and believed he had
returned ohm via a short circuit.

He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current who was
playing a harmonic.