[TowerTalk] Wind Load Calculation

[hermans]

KIDDING ROUTINE " ON ".

; Just to add a bit of trouble Jim.
; This routine is written in interpreted Basics
; the goal, differentiate if Owl is male or female 
; because of different wind loads. 	
; This routine shall not be used by real programmers. 


000 for Rp=1 to 100
001  T=time                    ; T expressed in minutes
002  B=bird
003  F=female
004  M=male
005  BA=bird angel
006  P=Plastic Owl
007  FR=freezer
010  Put B in F 
020  Close F
030  T = 1 to 60 
040  Open F
050 Get Bird        
060 if B and M or B and F  then print " Jezus, have my .... frozen"
else next
070 if BA then print " Angels have no....you are in trouble mate", next
080 if P then print "This item is a synthetic imitation of an Owl" 
090 print "you are in BIG trouble mate...... " next
100 On error print "Sorry guys wrote my last program in the early
eighties 		  this is all I can remember"  
100 If Rp=100 then Print " As stupid as a the Christ hors, seems
that hors was a DONKEY " else goto 000
110 End 
    

KIDDING ROUTINE " OFF "

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-----Message d'origine-----
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[mailto:towertalk-bounces at contesting.com] De la part de Jim Idelson
Envoyé : lundi 31 janvier 2005 2:49
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Objet : [TowerTalk] Wind Load Calculation

How do you calculate the wind load of a plastic owl?

Please do not respond. I am just trying to make trouble.

Jim Idelson K1IR
email    k1ir at designet.com
web    http://www.designet.com/k1ir

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