[TowerTalk] Tower foundations

[Jim Lux]

At 01:58 PM 2/12/2007, Bob Maser wrote:
>Then what do I do with it? Pay the tow truck driver to deposit it in a local
>dumpster?  Can you imagine the surprise when they tried to empty it!

It's a work of art, not trash. Specially constructed and aged in 
mother earth. Heck, it was probably carefully aligned with the 
magnetic or geographic poles, wasn't it? You can't just buy one of 
these things anywhere, they have to be commissioned. Take a picture 
and sell it on ebay!  (With a certificate of authenticity, of 
course).  For a cut of the action, I'll track down an art major 
friend of mine to write up real high-falutin interpretations about 
how it represents a bond between our primitive earth bound past and 
the connection to the moderate electronic, internet age, 
comprehensible only to those with PhDs in art.