[TowerTalk] cage dipole

[Dan Zimmerman N3OX]

So there's a cage dipole that's "listed" as having 5dBd gain (but users say
it has up to 12dBd) and runs about $350.

I'm thinking of starting a business.

What I'd like to know from the group is if you'd be willing to pay me to lie
to you about your *existing* antenna?

The big benefit is that you don't have to install or change anything at
all.  I'll just pretend I modeled something fancy and use
impressive-sounding language while telling you your antenna is radiating
between 400%-1600% of the power you apply to it.

No work, no climbing the tower, just a quick 6-12dB as I bulls*** you out of
your hard earned dollars.

The cost is a low, low $22.99/dB.

Oh, but I'm sure my modeling software can't handle all the parameters.

...

Dan