Excellent Colin - this is a keeper. The only problem I have now is that my
wife read this before I got to it (she got up before I did this morning),
and now she knows all our secrets.
Do you think she knew them all anyway ? Its interesting that for the first
time, I recognised that she had used some of these tactics on me.
Phil
At 09:53 AM 6/30/2000 -0700, you wrote:
>ÿþ THE ART OF COLLECTING MANY LARGE AMPS! It is not the
>result of haphazard collecting, but rather the perfection of an art - all
>while happily married to the same wife. This is the information
>needed to be able to acquire more amplifiers than you could ever possibly
>use - the ultimate goal of a true amplifier man. Also,
>you must write down each and every benefit of your collection and commit it
>to memory. This is a legitimate fund created with the savings from
>not golfing, not drinking beer with the boys and not carousing. I
>found some ball bearings which I used to fix my wife's vacuum cleaner on a
>weekend about 10 years ago and still milk that. Write it down in
>your book. Write it down. Write it down.
> Do not ever mention to your wife, or within your wife's
>hearing that your amplifier is absolutely reliable - which could cause her
>to question why you have so many.
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