Dear modeator
....please block this jerk from the list somenow, thank you.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Strohm" <jstrohm@texas.net>
To: <amps@contesting.com>
Sent: Monday, May 13, 2002 2:29 AM
Subject: Re: [Amps] Ameritron AL82 @ 17 meters
> Hardy Landskov <n7rt@flash.net> was pleasant enough to send me this email:
>
>
> >>If you use remarks from the peanut gallery, you can send me a t-shirt or
a
> >>signed "gimme cap" to my callbook address in exchange for all rights,
etc.
> >>
>
> >Go back to 11 mtrs. You obviously aren't a real ham
>
>
> I am also a big stupid jerk on the internet. That's why I've re-posted
> your email reply to the list where your remark originated.
>
> People who resist or reject the free and fair exchange of information are
> pathetic and pitiable, but I ran out of pity last Thursday. You'll have
to
> take a rain check, and your pity check from me will arrive next week with
a
> dollar postage due.
>
> I left 11 meters some 15 years ago because it was populated by so many
> two-brainer guys just like you. Two brains, ya know, one puny brain under
> your gimme cap, and a bigger brain where the safe-sex males usually wear
> their condoms.
>
> Tell me the freeband call you use on 65 upper and I'll be happy to engage
> in an on-air name calling contest with you.
>
> You'll lose.
>
> They call me Black Sabbath.
>
> My good friends call me Unit 992. If they're not my good friends, they
> call me the best they can think up at the moment but only when I let them
> talk.
>
> That's not often.
>
> The best of the best -- lose. The ones with a hundred kilowatts -- I make
> sure they file bankruptcy to settle their electric bill, but they still
> lose, sooner or later, usually sooner.
>
> Many men better than you who have tried to call me dirty names on 11
meters
> have died from hernias, electrocution, or radiation burns to the brain.
>
> Mostly, they were stupid enough to think that if Black Sabbath could have
a
> 50 kilowatt radio in his bedroom, they could too. I guess they were
> distracted by the pin-up pictures of my luscious girlfriends lit up by the
> filament lights.
>
> I'm an old-timer, and Bettie Page has personally "kissed" a matched set of
> four 813s for me. Yes, I have a picture of the "kiss" and it's hanging in
> the shack, but you'll never see it. You're not man enough to see it.
>
> I also have many barbecue recipes from the widows of many SK 11 meter
> operators. Some of these ladies, but not all, expressed their thanks that
> I caused their asshole late husbands to electrocute or incinerate
> themselves, or to fall from a tower and die a lingering death from their
> injuries. Usually the "thank you" note starts with "I received the
> insurance check today and ..."
>
> In a few isolated instances I have met with these distracted widows and
> offered what little consolation I could. Generally we had a fabulous
> one-night stand. Sometimes we latched on for a long weekend, and once I
> actually got fired from my job for consoling a bereaved widow for five
days
> straight in a motel in Rolla, MO.
>
> A few of these widow ladies have mailed me a thank-you note with a VERY
> generous cash tip. A few others have mailed me a note saying something
> like "I wasted half my life that loser, thank you for teaching me what a
> climax was." But I never got a cash tip that included a "what an asshole
> he was" note. But that's OK by me. I am happy to share my friendship
> where I can.
>
> One widow actually shipped herself to me. She arrived on a Friday and I
> wasn't home to refuse the shipment so I couldn't return her until Monday.
> It was really, really hard to cajole her to hop back in the box. If she'd
> been skinnier than your fat-ass old lady I never could have got her to
> leave, because she was really really nice to me. Really nice. Alice --
> luv ya, cum see me, the pump-house ain't the same without you, I WILL pay
> shipping this time!
>
> Your wife was really hot with me too, for that matter, but I just can't
> hang with that sound she makes with her nose when she has one of her
> trademark huge orgasms. You know about that sound, right?
>
> I know she was diggin' it. Totally hot but just not exactly my scene.
> Plus, she put snot all over my classic Navajo TRC-57 and Varmint 500 11
> meter station. The worst part wasn't the boogers, it was that we were
> keyed down on 22A AM with the D-104 locked, at about 200 watts 120% pos
> mod, 30% neg with the snot sound. You may not know this, but her
> vocalizations of her big orgasm takes about three mninues start to finish.
>
> When I finally unkeyed, there was an S9 +60 pile-up for 10 minutes of
> applause and "encore" calls. I love your wife to death (well, certain
> parts of her BESIDES her sinuses) so I just can't say rotten crap about
> her, at least not on the air. She now has more radio friends than Rush
> Limbaugh, even if she does blow out snot like a pig. Oink-a-mundo, man to
> man. You KNOW what I mean.
>
> Hardy, I have to admit that after about ten minutes of sex I always get
> pretty much lost in the event, so your wife might have snotted on me some
> more but by then we were into other positions where her boogers would have
> gone in another direction. Of course, since you've never boinked her for
> more than two minutes at a time in your life, you'd never understand.
>
> She always did the bigtime nose noise thing the first few times we
boinked,
> every time, the first two times she climaxed. But after two orgasms she
> stopped the snot noise, or at least pulled back to heavy mouth-breathing
> sighs. The way she tenses up inside at the exact crest of her climax is
> always the same, always intense, always fabulous. You know this, right?
> Just thinking about it is a lot more exciting than any DX I've ever
worked.
> I've never known another woman with that delightful a little squeeze, and
> I've known my fair share. She's a sweetie. Her charms are wasted on a
> mullet like you, IMHO. But - lose the nose noise, darling.
>
>
> I always feel a little uncomfortable when I have sex with another man's
> wife. Before I start the wild thing with another man's lady, I always
tell
> her about my concerns and I express my desire that their spouse should
know
> about their infidelity, even if it's only after the fact.
>
> If they're radio YLs, most of the time they say something like "that
> no-account SOB has been cheating on me since the wedding day so it's
> payback time." Or else when I take off my shirt they just latch onto my
> cute fluffy chest hair, whisper "OMG," and punch into their ticket to
> heaven.
>
> Just to put this into a fair perspective, it was the weekend your wife
said
> she was visiting her sister in Iowa, when she had to stay an extra day.
> Did she tell you when she got home that she hooked up with a small-cocked
> sex dwarf who boinked her brains out all weekend, including a non-stop
> love-a-thon for 16 hours? She promised me she would tell you. She was
> very sweet and sincere-sounding about this.
>
> Her sincerity and enthusiasm helped me overlook her nose noise and how
much
> she farted while we had sex, and how unpleasant it smelled. Please don't
> mention this to her, OK? Except for that, she was the perfect lady. I
> mean, 16 hours in the saddle and she showed me a few tricks I'd not seen
> before. Like that wild thing where she was hanging off the top of the
> bathroom door by her arms and bouncing her bottom into my front -- simple
> and way fun but something I'd never thought of. Hard to hold onto but
> fabulous to try. I was impressed. I can get some earplugs. I might even
> get noseplugs.
>
> We finished that little door scene in the empty bathtub, her on top, and
> catty little minx that your wife is, she made sure my face was right
> underneath the bathtub nozzle when I finished -- and she turned on the
cold
> water right then.
>
> I KNOW she didn't learn that trick from you.
>
> Jim
>
> PS -- Hardy, your lady REALLY digs the "pearl necklace" thing and as a
> friend I suggest you get into this. It won't save your pathetic wasted
> marriage but it'll definitely add a lot of spice and you two might part on
> better terms. Plus, her snot-blowing thang was totally hot as the beads
> came out slowly and one at a time. Hopefully you'll get enough of a clue
> about ladies' sexuality that you might SOMEDAY get a date after your lady
> un-asses you in your pending divorce.
>
>
> PPS -- She has a very cute butt. Did you ever notice? I talked her into
> getting a tiny little tattoo of Yosemite Sam on her left ass cheek while
> she was here, her first tattoo. Did she show you? She said that getting
> a tattoo was such an incredible sexual turn-on for her that she might be
> able to forgive your decades of sexual discord if you got matching tattoos
> together.
>
> Think about it,
>
>
> =================
> Moderator: Delete me if you want. If it's your choice, please tell me
> whether you actually fell out of your chair laughing before you decided
> that this post was inappropriate enough to justify my deletion. And for
my
> records -- I need to know if your ROTFL actually caused you physical
injury.
>
>
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