A bum on the street asked me for $2.
"Will you buy booze?" I asked him.
The bum replies, "No."
"Will you gamble it away?"
Once again the bum replies, "No."
"Will you take up Ham Radio RTTY contesting?"
The bum replies "No, I don't like hobbies"
Then I asked, "Will you come home with me, so my wife
can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble,
or become a Ham Radio Operator?"
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"This BBS is ancient. Some say from the echocene.
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Bill H. in Chicagoland
w9ol@billnjudy.com
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