Dan,
The concept is captured succinctly here:
http://www.dilbert.com/2009-03-02
73
Frank
W3LPL
>Dan Zimmerman N3OX wrote:
>> So there's a cage dipole that's "listed" as having 5dBd gain (but users say
>> it has up to 12dBd) and runs about $350.
>>
>> I'm thinking of starting a business.
>>
>> What I'd like to know from the group is if you'd be willing to pay me to lie
>> to you about your *existing* antenna?
>>
>> The big benefit is that you don't have to install or change anything at
>> all. I'll just pretend I modeled something fancy and use
>> impressive-sounding language while telling you your antenna is radiating
>> between 400%-1600% of the power you apply to it.
>>
>> No work, no climbing the tower, just a quick 6-12dB as I bulls*** you out of
>> your hard earned dollars.
>>
>> The cost is a low, low $22.99/dB.
>>
>> Oh, but I'm sure my modeling software can't handle all the parameters.
>>
>> ...
>>
>> Dan
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