[Amps] Damage?

[Steve Katz]

::Ridiculous!  Everyone knows Amplified Coax only works if you use dB grease.

I have small tins of dB grease available: 1 oz, $79.95; 2 oz, $995; 3 oz, $12,499.  1 oz is good for 100 feet of cable, but for longer lengths you cannot use multiple 1 oz supplies because it must be a monolithic pour.  Cost per volume increases with volume because the stuff is scarce as authentic Unicorn Dung.  

-WB2WIK/6

> > "We offer a specially-designed, low-emissivity,
> > oxygen-free line cord for these pesky amplifiers,
> > and you will be proud to own one and see how
> > much cleaner your signal will be."
> >
> >
> That's a gret idea but an easier way is to ship that old Alpha to me as
> a gift and I will send you a nice roll of Amplified Coax. Problem will
> be solved.
>
> Al
>