[Amps] Damage?

[Ian White GM3SEK]

Steve Katz wrote:
>> That's a gret idea but an easier way is to ship that old Alpha to me as
>> a gift and I will send you a nice roll of Amplified Coax. Problem will
>> be solved.
>>
>> Al
>::Ridiculous!  Everyone knows Amplified Coax only works if you use dB 
>grease.
>
>I have small tins of dB grease available: 1 oz, $79.95; 2 oz, $995; 3 
>oz, $12,499.  1 oz is good for 100 feet of cable, but for longer 
>lengths you cannot use multiple 1 oz supplies because it must be a 
>monolithic pour. Cost per volume increases with volume because the 
>stuff is scarce as authentic Unicorn Dung.
>

You people are treading dangerously close to the intellectual property 
of the Gainiax Corporation.

Every roll of Gainiax(TM) comes with a big red label:

"WARNING: Do Not Connect Ends of Roll Together."


-- 

73 from Ian GM3SEK
http://www.ifwtech.co.uk/g3sek