[CQ-Contest] Malicious inferences

[Kelly Taylor]

Having read the references to K0TEX and ZF2NT, I feel it's time to make 
the following announcement:

XT Logs and Raytheonex Corp. have teamed up to bring you the QRM 
Destroyer. Available in tower-mounted and nuclear submarine designs, the 
Destroyer represents the latest in HARM-missile technology. Once you've 
located the source of your interference, hit FIRE and the Destroyer 
launches a missile carrying a one-ton warhead with conventional 
explosives capable of flights up to 6,000 kilometers. The missile follows 
a foolproof flight plan set by your rotator control box and augmented by 
an on-board IDD (idiot detection device) and highly directional HF 
receiver. Within minutes, your offending station is destroyed.

Works only during major contests, targets only bootleg stations (sorry 
Black Hole, you can't take out the east coasters) and self-destructs 
before detonation if any sentient intelligence is detected at the target 
site. Interfaces to most logging programs and rotator control boxes.

SPECIAL!

Buy one QRM Destroyer and get the second at no charge. Buy two and I'll 
throw in the Red October 2, a 1/4 scale, nuclear-powered submarine 
capable of putting six warheads within seconds of offending stations. 
Park one in the Hudson River and watch out! Watch this space in case of 
Apocalypse. Fission warheads will then be available.

-- 
73, kelly
VE4XT
ve4xt at mts.net

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pronouns used only for convenience. Your mileage may vary. In case of 
discrepancy between these opinions and the REAL opinions of the author, 
the latter shall prevail. May contain peanuts. Not responsible for lost 
belongings. Past performance is no guarantee of future returns.


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