[RTTY] I just have to ask

[Kok Chen]

On Mar 7, 2009, at 3:53 PM, Dick-w0raa wrote:

> Upon being hit over the head,
> a player announces (a) how sharp the blow was, rated on a 1 to 5  
> scale; and
> (b) the pressure of the blow, rated on a 1 to 9 scale.  Thus, upon  
> being
> struck, the player shouts "5-9", and proceeds to exchange blows with  
> the
> player who has just bounced his club off the first player's head.

Some players must be numb by the time I hit them with my stick.  Even  
though they always tell me that they can strongly (59) feel my club,  
they still ask me to repeatedly club them until they could finally  
feel the stick which I beat them with.

The problem is that with certain types of clubs (especially clubs with  
square edges), there are only so many players.  You keep exchanging  
blows with the same players week after week until it becomes so boring  
that you no longer want to play.  Some of us then move to the 30, 17  
or 12 yard lines where the crazy players are not allowed.

And then, as recently reported, there are guys with very narrow  
pointed heads who use crummy clubs that are so broad that they hit  
people their club is not aimed at.  Instead of tooling a narrower  
club, these guys claim that other people's heads are too fat!

73
Chen, W7AY